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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [singing softly while using the bathroom] Which my father bought for two zuzim...
[notices Ziva behind him]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How long you been standing there?
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Long enough to see you are well hydrated after your time in the desert.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sneaking behind, surprising me?
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : I was not sure what to say.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [washing hands] Though you're sure it had to be said in the men's room.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : I'm sure it had to be said... When you shot Michael, I almost killed you where you stood.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I wasn't standing.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : No, you weren't. You were lying on the ground, without adequate backup, completely violating protocal...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And double parked.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Yes, I noticed... But that does not matter. Just like it doesn't matter how it turned out for Michael.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Then what does?
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : [puts her hand on Tony's hand] That you have had my back. That you have always had my back. And that I was wrong... to question your motives.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So why did you?
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : I trusted my brother Ari. I trusted Michael. I could not afford to trust you.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I thought you weren't sure what to say.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Guess I had a long time to think about... things.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [short pause] I'm sorry, Ziva.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : No... It is I who am sorry.
[kisses Tony's cheek]
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : Your instincts were right. You were a cop and I never should've faulted you for thinking...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [grabs Ziva] I'm a cop... I think like a cop. Genius!
[He rushes out, leaving her confused]
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Alan Sandich's fiancee is back in town.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [enters] And she's already re-engaged. Does that remind you of anyone, Boss?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How long are you going to keep making those jokes, DiNozzo?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think that was actually the last time I'm ever going to make that joke. Sorry.
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Police Officer Howard Shelly : DiNozzo... wait, are you Tony DiNozzo?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Only if I don't owe you money.
Police Officer Howard Shelly : You don't. Just glad to have you at my back, sir.
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Jay Danorth : Is this about Eric Jurel? I already heard. Good news travels fast.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : "Good news"?
Jay Danorth : Well, he's dead, isn't he?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Did you wake up this morning *wanting* to be the prime suspect in a murder investigation?
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [after DiNozzo narrowly saves a transient from getting hit by a truck] You okay?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. Got something wet in my hands, but I don't wanna think about it.
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[McGee is taking photos of the crime scene]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey, you missed a shot there, sidekick.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I'm not your sidekick, Tony.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs] And yet, you are.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, I am not, because you're not the boss.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : When Gibbs isn't here, I'm the boss.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [walks in] Gibbs is here.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey, boss.
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Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : I have my first psych evaluation.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh yeah, I always love those.
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : I'm sure. You get to talk about yourself the entire time.
[awkward pause]
Ziva David, Former Mossad Liaison : I'm sorry, that was...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, it's all right. No one would ever accuse you of having tact.
[another awkward pause]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sorry.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : She found out about a deal his boss had going down.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You partnered with Officer Shelly...
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Then you double-crossed him, kept the payday for yourself...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : And set Shelly up for murder.
Elaina Marcus : [chuckles derisively]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What's so funny?
Elaina Marcus : You haven't arrested me. Which means you don't have any proof.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McProof?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : The fake suicide note we found on Shelly's computer? We traced the worm that planted that back to your laptop.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Proves you killed Jurel, his buddies, and Shelly.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Uh-oh. You know what that means?
[Tony dangles a pair of handcuffs]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee , NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're under arrest!
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know how to find Officer Shelly: track his burn phone.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, we already know where it is, it's in the evidence garage.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's got another one.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, that's great, but without the cells' E.S.N. numbers, we can't track any of them.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Think, McSidekick! Use the leading man, harness those powers.