- Sierra Belmont: You do know I don't actually ski, don't you?
- Tad Fairchild: No one needs to know that! It's all smoke and mirrors, baby.
- Ralph: Hey, how about I whip us up some fried fish for breakfast? Sound good?
- Tad Fairchild: Oh, I do not eat fish. They are exotic pets in my saltwater aquarium at my condo in Manhattan.
- Tad Fairchild: Are you breaking up with me? On Christmas Day?
- Sierra Belmont: I know you, Tad. You'll be okay by New Year's.
- Tad Fairchild: Huh. Do you mind if I post about this on my page? My followers will love it. Nothing like a break up to really add to your numbers.
- Tad Fairchild: That's good, but could you try to look a little more athletic?
- Sierra Belmont: But Tad, I wanna look... I wanna look sporty, but not like I'm sweating.
- Tad Fairchild: Lucky you're dating one of Hype Magazine's top social influencers then.
- Sierra Belmont: So you remind me every day.
- Tad Fairchild: Okay, "Snowmobile, unhook."
- Sierra Belmont: What are you doing?
- Tad Fairchild: Wait.
- Sierra Belmont: Tad, it's not voice-activated for God's sakes.
- Tad Fairchild: [Recording video to post online] Hello, this is Tad Fairchild. I have just survived a death-defying fall and I'm currently stranded in a remote glacial forest. This recording will be a testament to my brave fight for life against all odds. But should anyone find my body, please upload this video
- [cell phone dies]
- Tad Fairchild: .