- Moe Szyslak: [working at a phone scam office] Your Social Security number has been compromised. Please give us your Social Security number so we can keep it safe
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- Moe Szyslak: I met my billionaire boyfriend on Billionaire Match. Match with billions of billionaires for only 4.95 a month.
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- Moe Szyslak: If you or your family have used toilet paper in the last year, you can join us in a class action lawsuit.
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- Moe Szyslak: We have found nude photos of you. If you want these removed and/or touched up, please press 1 now.
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- Moe Szyslak: This is Jerry at whatever bank you use. We lost your PIN number. Can you send it to us?