The Addams Family (TV Series)

A Thing Is Born/Choke and Dagger/Fester's Diary (1992)

Rip Taylor: Uncle Fester

Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : And people wonder why I'm such a happy camper!

• Uncle Fester : Calm down, Lurch. It could be worse, you know, I could be leaving.

  [Lurch turns to camera and groans loudly]