Men in Black³ (2012)

Bill Hader: Andy Warhol

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Quotes 

• Andy Warhol : So what are you doin' on my turf, K?

  Young Agent K : Tracking a killer, a Bogladyte. We have reason to believe he's gonna hit here next, Glamourian.

  Andy Warhol : Glamourian?

  Young Agent K : Mm-hmmm.

  Andy Warhol : Right solar system, wrong planet. He's gotta be after the Arcanian.

  Young Agent K : No, Arcanians are extinct...

  Andy Warhol : Well, apparently they're not. One washed ashore last week. The whole Roswell circuit's all abuzz about it. Alien unicorn, last of its species. His name's Griffin, Griffin The Arcanian.

• Andy Warhol : [about J]  Who's that guy? Okay, don't tell me he's your new partner.

  Young Agent K : Actually, he's my old partner. He travelled back from the future to save the planet...

  Andy Warhol : Jesus! Stop, don't tell me. I don't wanna know.

• Andy Warhol : K, you've got to fake my death. I can't listen to sitar music anymore!

  Young Agent K : All right, I'll see what I can do. I'll talk to X.

  [leaves] 

  Andy Warhol : K, I can't tell the women from the men!

• [from trailer] 

  Andy Warhol : Dammit K, trying to blow my cover?

  Agent J : Whoa, Andy Warhol's one of US?

  Andy Warhol : Who's the dumbass?

  Agent J : You know, I'd have no problem pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.

• Warhol Girl : Andy, Yoko's here to see you.

  Andy Warhol : [under his breath]  Oh Yoko.

  [in character] 

  Andy Warhol : Tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger, it's... transcendent. Okay, now the pickle!

• Agent J : Actually, Mr. Warhol, I gotta tell you, I really love your work!

  Andy Warhol : Oh, oh thank you...

  [to K] 

  Andy Warhol : who's the dumbass?

  Agent J : Whoa! Hey, how about a little professional courtesy here?

  Andy Warhol : What's that, dumbass?

  Agent J : Say it again...

  Andy Warhol : You want me to?

  Agent J : I dare you!

  Andy Warhol : Dumbass!

  Young Agent K : Agents...

  Agent J : You know, I don't have no problem pimp-slappin' the shiznit out of Andy Warhol!

  Andy Warhol : ...Wha?

• Andy Warhol : Why don't you come back later, after the Happening has Happened?