Wednesday (TV Series)
Woe What a Night (2022)
Jenna Ortega: Wednesday Addams
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Quotes
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Wednesday Addams : [Thing opens the ice box after the coroner has left] Five more minutes. I was just getting comfortable.
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Eugene Ottinger : [as they prepare to explore cave] Not a huge fan of enclosed spaces. I'm claustrophobic.
Wednesday Addams : If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
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Bianca Barclay : You're lucky.
Wednesday Addams : Do tell.
Bianca Barclay : You don't care what people think of you.
Wednesday Addams : Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.
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Wednesday Addams : Are you really going to make me ask?
Xavier Thorpe : Oh, absolutely.
Wednesday Addams : Sigh. Would you... Would... Would you possibly consider going to the Rave'N dance with a certain... Would... Would you go to the dance with me?
Xavier Thorpe : Yes, Wednesday, I would love to go to the dance with you. Thought you'd never ask.
Wednesday Addams : Neither did I.
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Wednesday Addams : Listen, people like me and you, we're different
Wednesday Addams : We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.
Wednesday Addams : We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence
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Wednesday Addams : [after taking off her shoes at a school dance] Whoever invented high heels must have had a side-hustle as a torturer.
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Enid Sinclair : Oh, my God! Wednesday Addams is going to the Rave'N! My whole world is tilted! You know what you need now?
Wednesday Addams : A bullet to the head.
Enid Sinclair : A dress!
Wednesday Addams : I already have one.
Enid Sinclair : Not the one you showed up here in! That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate!
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Sheriff Donovan Galpin : Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation with a high school kid?
Wednesday Addams : Because I go the Nevermore and you don't. Don't you want some eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?
Sheriff Donovan Galpin : Listen, Velma, why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework and leave the investigating to the professionals?
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Wednesday Addams : [Disappointed] They couldn't even spring for real pig's blood. It's only paint.
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Wednesday Addams : [voiceover] Dr. Kinbott tells me I should get out more. Says I need to open my mind to new people and experiences. Who am I to argue with her professional clichés?
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Enid Sinclair : When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.
Wednesday Addams : Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.
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Wednesday Addams : I'd rather stick needles in my eyes. I'll probably do that anyway.
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Wednesday Addams : [voiceover] Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity. If this was my chance to get up close and personal with a potential serial killer, how could I refuse?
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Lucas : Wednesday, I come in peace.
Wednesday Addams : That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace. The medieval kind.
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Bianca Barclay : As my dear mother always says, "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."
Wednesday Addams : Speaking of suffering, where's your date?