Southland (TV Series)
Mozambique (2009)
Michael Cudlitz: Officer John Cooper
Quotes
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Det. Lydia Adams : [on finding a baby in the street] I don't know... Maybe the mom ran to the store or somethin', got picked up, didn't tell the cops about the baby?
Det. Russell Clarke : Maybe it was a carjacking - they look in the back seat, they see the baby, they freak out, they dump it.
Ofcr. John Cooper : [facetiously] Or maybe God dropped it down.
[the two detectives stare at him]
Ofcr. John Cooper : Come from heaven.
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Barry : I saw the baby climb out of a box.
Ofcr. John Cooper : The baby?
Barry : Yeah - it tipped over the box and just climbed out. I thought I was hallucinating!
[Barry begins to laugh, and Cooper joins in mockingly]
Ofcr. John Cooper : And then you just let it crawl into traffic, right?
Barry : No; no no no no no - I, I had split by then. I had to get some breakfast. You know they serve this French toast over at the church...
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Skylar Joel : Hell was that?
Det. Russell Clarke : Bean bag.
Skylar Joel : Please, don't shoot me with that again.
Ofcr. John Cooper : Don't go pullin' knives on cops.
Skylar Joel : I've been shot, I have been stabbed, and that *hurt*, man.
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Officer John Cooper : Seriously, where'd you learn to shoot?
Officer Ben Sherman : Beverly Hills Gun Club.