- Jeff Dunham: [as Achmed, the dead terrorist] I love coming on this show. I like the virgin on the couch.
- [Achmed moves his eyebrows suggestively at Anne Hathaway; laughter]
- Jeff Dunham: [as Achmed] Ha ha ha ha. Oh, Anne, I have your poster up in my cave!
- Jeff Dunham: So, I understand you're a suicide bomber?
- Jeff Dunham: [as Achmed, the dead terrorist] Yes, I am. Don't stand too close!
- [laughter]