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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The last thing I remember before the lights going out was you kimbo slicing through a room full of guards. Was that a reflex?
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Yes! It was. Gunshot went off. I saw YOU...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [long pause] I'm tired of pretending.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : So am I.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's dinner theatre for an audience of one. When's the curtain going down?
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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Who was that guy?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [takes a seat] Well, there's this little drinking game sailors taught me during my time as an agent afloat. Someone calls for a coin, you pull out one of these.
[Pulls out a coin]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whoever has the highest officer's coin, whoever's rubbed elbows with the biggest brass, everyone else has to buy him drinks. That's who that guy was. The downside here is, someone is lying to us. The upside is...
[flips the coin to Ziva]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : we never have to pay for a drink again.
[Ziva looks at the seal on the coin: United States Secretary of the Navy]
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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : What is this place?
Navy Lieutenant Robert Deckard : That's classified.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Big Foot? Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David , NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Unicorn.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [regard Domino] Leave it.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : But...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's bogus, DiNozzo... The whole installation is bogus.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Nothing is real?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Just the threat.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you know who it is?... Do *we* know who it is?
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Someone close to us.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You let the toothpick use us as puppets.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, I didn't.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You didn't?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. It was my plan.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ...*Your* plan?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Every bit of it.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh... That's *much* worse!
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Wonder what they're doing up there?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Does the Navy still hang people?
Abby Sciuto : [Abby stiffens up] Tony!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well it is treason, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : McGee.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What else can they do? There's no way she walks out of here.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : No way.
[Abby clears her throat. Everyone watches Agent Lee walk past them]
NCIS Special Agent Michelle Lee : Good night everyone.
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Navy Lieutenant Robert Deckard : What is your clearance?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : About 6 feet 1 and a half. Why, you got low ceilings?
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : How would he arrange for Lee to shoot Langer?
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Easiest way.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The mole is...
[Lee exits the elevator and walks to them]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ... Benign! Which is fantastic because I was a little worried. And so the dermatologist said "That's not a carcenoma. It's a beauty mark." Hey, how are you, Michelle?