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Quotes
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Navy Lieutenant Robert Deckard : Dead sailor in a box. Delivery manifest had no origin.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I gotta ask you this: Did you order a dead body?
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Abby Sciuto : Stop interogatting me, McGee!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Stop acting weird!
Abby Sciuto : I *am* weird!
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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : What is this place?
Navy Lieutenant Robert Deckard : That's classified.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Big Foot? Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David , NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Unicorn.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [to Palmer] Jimmy, I'm sorry your girlfriend turned out to be a Cylon.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Wonder what they're doing up there?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Does the Navy still hang people?
Abby Sciuto : [Abby stiffens up] Tony!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well it is treason, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : McGee.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What else can they do? There's no way she walks out of here.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : No way.
[Abby clears her throat. Everyone watches Agent Lee walk past them]
NCIS Special Agent Michelle Lee : Good night everyone.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [when Tony's waiting for a phone call and staring intently at the phone] You know what they say about a watched pot, Tony.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : It calls the kettle black.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It never boils.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I hit my face on your door.
Abby Sciuto : Why'd you do that?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't know, because the door's locked? That door's *never* locked. It's rarely been closed.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : How would he arrange for Lee to shoot Langer?
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Easiest way.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The mole is...
[Lee exits the elevator and walks to them]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ... Benign! Which is fantastic because I was a little worried. And so the dermatologist said "That's not a carcenoma. It's a beauty mark." Hey, how are you, Michelle?