Despicable Me (2010)
Dana Gaier: Edith
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Quotes
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Edith : It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion : *What*?
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Edith : When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.
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Margo : Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?
Edith , Agnes , Jerry the Minion , Stuart the Minion : OOOOHHHH, stuffed crust.
Gru : I'll stuff you all in the crust!
[Agnes giggles]
Agnes : You're funny!
Gru : Just don't come out of that room again!
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Gru : Clearly we need to set some rules. Rule number one: You will not touch *anything*.
Margo : Aha. What about the floor?
Gru : Yes, you may touch the floor.
Margo : What about the air?
Gru : Yes, you may touch the air.
Edith : What about this?
[holds a ray gun in her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru]
Gru : [screams, holding a frying pan for protection] Where did you get that?
Edith : [shrugs] Found it.
[Gru takes it away from her]
Gru : Okay, rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
Agnes : Does this count as annoying?
[lets go of Margo's hand and puckers her cheeks]
Gru : [stops Agnes] Very!
[sighs, irritated]
Gru : I'll see you in six hours.
[leaves the kitchen]
Margo : Okay, don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here. Right...? Agnes?
[She and Edith turn and see Agnes scarfing from the bowl on the floor marked "food."]
Agnes : [mouth full] Mmm?
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Edith : Can I drink this?
Dr. Nefario : Do you want to explode?
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Gru : [Sees Edith near his iron maiden] No, no! Stay away from there! It's fragile!
[the iron maiden closes with Edith inside; a red liquid leaks from underneath; Margo and Agnes gasp]
Gru : Well, I suppose the plan will work with two.
Edith : [Inside the iron maiden] Hey! It's dark in here!
[Gru opens iron maiden; Edith is unharmed, but her juice box is punctured]
Edith : [Spits out a straw] It poked a hole in my juice box.
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Edith : Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!
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Edith : Somebody broke that.
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[saying their prayers before bed]
Margo : And please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep.
Edith : And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains!
Agnes : Ugh!
Margo : Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.
Agnes : And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice... and have a pet unicorn.
[Margo and Edith roll their eyes]
Agnes : Amen.
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Miss Hattie : Now, go clean something of mine.
[Margo, Edith and Agnes trudge out, passing the Box of Shame]
Margo , Edith , Agnes : Hi, Penny.
Penny : [from inside] Hi, guys.