Iron Man Three (2013)

Luciana Faulhaber: Mandarin Party Girl #1

Quotes 

• [Stark enters the Mandarin's bedroom. He uncovers the bedsheet, only to find two women. He motions them to be silent before sneaking behind the bed when he hears the toilet flush. The Mandarin exits the bathroom] 

  Trevor Slattery : I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes!

  [Approaches dresser] 

  Trevor Slattery : So which one of you is Vanessa?

  [Vanessa raises her hand] 

  Trevor Slattery : Ah, Nessie!

  [Throws fortune cookie to her] 

  Trevor Slattery : Did you know that fortune cookies aren't Chinese? They're American, based on a Japanese recipe.

  Mandarin Party Girl #1 : There's some guy over here...

  [Stark suddenly appears, pointing a gun at The Mandarin] 

  Tony Stark : Freeze!

  Trevor Slattery : [raises hands]  Bloody hell. Bloody hell.

• [spoiler] 

  Tony Stark : I've heard enough. You're not him.

  [racks his pistol] 

  Tony Stark : The Mandarin, the real guy.

  [shouts] 

  Tony Stark : Where? Where's the Mandarin? Where is he?

  Trevor Slattery : Whoa, whoa, whoa! He's here! He's here... but he's not here. He's here but he's not here.

  Tony Stark : What do you mean?

  Trevor Slattery : Uh, it's compli- hey, it's complicated.

  Tony Stark : It is?

  Trevor Slattery : It's complicated.

  Tony Stark : Un-complicate it. Ladies, out. Get out of the bed, get in the bathroom!

  [they rush to comply] 

  Tony Stark : [to Trevor]  Sit!

  Mandarin Party Girl #1 : [from the bathroom]  Ew!

  Mandarin Party Girl #2 : [from the bathroom]  Oh, Jesus...