Easy A (2010)
Jameson Moss: Evan
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Quotes
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Olive Penderghast : You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes.
Evan : Really? Do you wanna go out with me?
Olive Penderghast : Not now I don't, shit-dick.
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Evan : Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him.
Olive Penderghast : [believes he's talking about sex] Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me.
[purrs]
Evan : No, he told me the truth.
[Olive looks at him]
Evan : I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me?
Olive Penderghast : Goodbye, Evan.
[turns to go]
Evan : Wait! Wait, I can pay you!
Olive Penderghast : [faces him again] I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed!
Evan : [excited] Can you do it in front of everyone?