Tin Man (TV Mini Series)
Search for the Emerald (2007)
Neal McDonough: Wyatt Cain
Quotes
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Glitch : You've been sleeping for hours like a - like a baby with his pacifier.
Cain : I thought you were dead.
Glitch : Ditto. You know, I may have saved you from hypothermia, but, um,
[holds up the horse toy]
Glitch : this is what saved your life. It stopped the bullet.
Cain : DG?
Glitch : Azkadellia.
Cain : Raw?
Glitch : Ah, I don't know I can't find him. Either they took him too, or he's dead. Or...
Cain : Maybe he ran away.
Glitch : You know you really should do something about that *bitter* cynicism of yours, Cain!
Cain : Why? Someone's gotta keep your wide-eyed optimism in check.
[silence]
Cain : Hey, Glitch?
Glitch : What?
Cain : I owe you one.
Glitch : [smiles] You know Cain, professional psychiatric theropy's only a crow's call away these days. I think a man like you with your issues with masculinity, and the-what we called the boy scout syndrome...
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Glitch : [after seeing some of Glitch's memories] Oh my, ha ha. The name's Glitch, have we...
[seeing DG]
Glitch : Are you okay?
DG : Yes, Glitch, I'm fine.
Glitch : [seeing their faces] What? Is my machine so bad?
Cain : [impressed] No, but whatever it is, you sure sacrificed a lot to stop Azkadellia.
DG : [hugs Glitch gratefully] That's why she had to go straight to the source.
Glitch : Well, I guess it wasn't the biggest sacrifice ever made for science.
DG : But it sure is up there!
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Cain : [seeing DG speaking to a dog] You're taking directions from a dog.
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Glitch : I'm not saying they called me 'Twinkle-toes' or anything, but I cut quite a rug. Oh, you can make a face Cain, but it's true. There was a time I was a *fantastic* dancer. She may have taken my brains, but *rhythm*, that comes directly from your...
Cain : [interrupting] Do you have any bright ideas how to get in there?
Glitch : I mean, I don't mind taxing my half a brain for DG, but just *once* I wish that someone would acknowledge me for my *rhythm*. Which, as I was trying to say before I was so *rudely* interrupted, comes directly from the *soul*.
[Cain gives him the look]
Glitch : Sometimes, Cain, you make me feel just like those ladies at the dance did. Like I blend right into the wallpaper.
Cain : [looking at Longcoats] That's a good idea.
Glitch : [surprised] You wanna dance?
Cain : I'll lead, you follow.
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DG : Did it always look so dead?
Cain : No, this used to be some of the most fertile land in the OZ. Orchards, nurseries.
Glitch : Gotta love a good orchard! Full of succulent fruit for all the people to eat. Free too, if you're a good fence climber. Mind you, those scarecrows kinda freak me out.
DG : So what happened?
Cain : About fifteen annuals ago, all the crops died, which then caused the great famine.
DG : I bet I can guess who's responsible.
Glitch : You'd think somebody would've helped them with their crops. Maybe engineered a doohickey with a couple of thingies... Gotta love a good orchard!
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Tutor : I suggest we keep moving.
Cain : Sorry Pooch, but this is where we part company.
Tutor : Part?
Cain : With the Longcoats on our trail and the Mobats in the sky, I don't have time to figure out what your angle is in all this.
Tutor : My 'angle' is her mother sent me to help.
Cain : And you did. I'd even thank you, if I knew who you were, or what.
Glitch : Whoa, Mister-Suspicious! This is the man... dog...
[whispers]
Glitch : thingy... who helped us escape!
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Ralph Bedose : [Ralph and Lorraine have loaded guns] State your business.
Cain : We mean you no harm. We're travelers of the realms, seeking a warm meal and a cold cup of grog.
Ralph Bedose : Food is scarce this time of year, and the grog has long since been seized.
Cain : Then we will leave you in peace. May your hearth be warm.
Ralph Bedose : And your smoke be blue. Come in quickly.
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Cain : What mine?
Ralph Bedose : Some mine in the Black Mountains.
Glitch : Moritainium. Big M, little T, number 216 in the OZian periodic table. Ha ha, school days. I remember a lovely lass named Leona...
DG : Moritainium, what's it for?
Glitch : Besides its strength, Moritainium is valued for it's ability to conduct magical energy.