After struggling throughout their lives to meet society's expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold the their own mother-daughter beauty pageant.
Interested in exploring the green movement, Margaret decides to take the gang into the wilderness in order to disconnect themselves with today's modern luxuries.
A psychic on the street tells Margaret Cho her vagina is haunted. Margaret believes this is the reason she has writers block. She enlists the help of her friends to get rid of the spirit and ends up finding peace with her haunted body part.