- Luke: [In response to Malachy's steamy afternoon at Michelle's house] So come on man paint me the picture here what's she like, is she dirty? I bet she's dirty, is she dirty?
- Malachy: Man I can't do that, no kiss and tell.
- Luke: Come on man I tell you everything. I told you the time Kelly Shiels stuck the finger up my arse.
- Malachy: Yes and I did not wish to know that.