Photos
Quotes
-
Champ Kind : I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
-
[At Madison Square Park, Ron runs into Jack Lime and his team]
Ron Burgundy : [shocked] What the hell?
Jack Lime : Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
Ron Burgundy : Jack Lime!
[Parents and children scatter away]
Ron Burgundy : Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere.
Jack Lime : Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me "Jack Lame"?
[yells]
Jack Lime : It was a living hell!
[panting]
Ron Burgundy : I'm telling you, you have to let me go!
Jack Lime : Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast.
Brian Fantana : Maybe not so fast!
[Champ, Brick, and Brian appear to the rescue]
Ron Burgundy : My news team! Thank God!
Champ Kind : Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back.
Jack Lime : Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb.
Brick Tamland : Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.
-
CBC News Anchor : There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian news team.
Canadian Anchor : What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
CBC News Anchor : Give it a rest, eh?
Champ Kind : Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Canadian Anchor : That's not true! Sometimes people's feelings get hurt.
CBC News Anchor : And sometimes the lake freezes.
Brick Tamland : I like your ginger ale!
-
Brian Fantana : [referring to Jill and Wendy] I like the way they're put together.
Champ Kind : I like fighting girls.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : I like to cunt punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : You eat pussy?
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : You're gonna.
-
Champ Kind : We use mainly bats.
-
Freddie Shapp : Oh, hey Linda. I wanna introduce you to Ron Burgundy.
Linda Jackson : Hello Mr. Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy : Oh, black. You're black.
[Linda laughs awkwardly]
Ron Burgundy : I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't stop saying: black.
Linda Jackson : Is this for real?
Freddie Shapp : I'm sorry.
Linda Jackson : [angry] No it's okay. Okay. So you have a black boss. And it's freaking you out. Is it freaking you out?
Ron Burgundy : A little bit.
Linda Jackson : Are you freaked out?
Ron Burgundy : To be honest
Linda Jackson : [yells] Is it freaking you out?
Champ Kind : Oh! She's got a knife!
[Brick hides behind a couch]
Ron Burgundy : I think you scared him. You can't shout at Brick.
Linda Jackson : We're not all here to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. So as long as you guys get numbers, we are gonna get along just fine. Now if you don't, I am gonna be icy and unpleasant. You dig?
Ron Burgundy : I dig. We all dig.
-
[giving the sports recap, featuring several home runs in rapid succession]
Champ Kind : Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Back to you Ron.
-
Champ Kind : [the team visits Ron after he losts his eyesight] So, Ron, what do you do with yourself all day ? You're just out here pretty much away from everything.
Ron Burgundy : Well, every day begins about the same. I wake up screaming in terror because of the blackness and I think I'm dead