Sam and Max: Chariots of the Dogs (2008 Video Game)
David Nowlin: Sam
Quotes
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Sam : What's the word on the street on Bosco's disappearance?
Flint Paper : I've been making chin music with every pigeon in this burgh, but nobody's singing. Trail's dried up like a hobo's inner thigh.
Max : How quickly the lingo goes from "colorful" to "gut-churning."
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Sam : Don't worry, Flint. We've got the skills to find whoever kidnapped Bosco.
Max : I am still President, after all.
Flint Paper : That may be. But are you a bad enough President to rescue the dude?
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Sam : Thanks for the chat, Stinky.
Grandpa Stinky : Ah, just go away and die!
Max : But most of all, thanks for just being you.
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Superball : I can answer any of your questions. Please don't touch anything. I'm Agent Superball.
Max : Superball?
Superball : It's a code name, sir. I'm a bouncer. Secret Service humor.
Sam : In the future, we know a guy who looks just like you, with the same name!
Superball : I've never seen you before. And there couldn't be another "Agent Superball", sir. The code names are unique.
Max : Oh, "Superball". I get it!
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Sam : What's a gooey molasses tar cake?
Grandpa Stinky : It's based on my ancient family recipe. But my proud, knuckle-dragging forefathers never thought to use my secret ingredient!
Max : The blood of innocents!
Sam : Nutmeg!
Grandpa Stinky : You're both wrong! And you're both stupid!
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Sam : Hope you're not still holding a grudge about that tar cake business.
Grandpa Stinky : I hold on to grudges like a man pushed overboard holds onto a ship's rail, clinging to it with bleeding fingers as the one thing saving him from a fatal plunge into the briny abyss.
Max : [sniffs] We missed you, Stinky.