Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : [to a dog] Who's a good Jethro?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering the room] I'm a good Jethro?
Abby Sciuto : Don't be mad. Be flattered. He's just so strong and handsome and silent, so I decided to call him Jethro.
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Abby Sciuto : All right, I know I shouldn't have taken him without authorization. But time was of the essence. And besides, Jethro may have uncovered an important clue!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Or maybe it's another one of his victims and he's confessing.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Or maybe it's his lunch.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Only if he's a cannibal, Jethro.
[the dog barks]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [to the dog] I wasn't talking to you.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [entering their victim's bedroom and seeing Ziva looking under the bed] Room with a view.
[snaps a photo of Ziva's butt]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey!
[slaps Tony's head]
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : From his point of view, both the cocaine and the trafficker were found. Problem solved.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Is that your point of view?
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : I can... sympathize with the commander's point of view.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, you sympathize, I'll keep investigating!
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Petty Officer Erica Perelli : [examining McGee's wounds] Looks like he bit you pretty bad.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I've been bitten harder... by dogs. I love dogs. I'm a dog person, really.
Petty Officer Erica Perelli : What kind of dog do you have?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't yet. But I might. WILL soon. Very soon. I just need to find the right girl - dog. Girl dog. I want a girl dog. I do like boys though.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Don't ask, don't tell, McGee.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [in the belly of a cargo plane] What, you want me to dust the whole plane?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, just the flat surfaces where you can lift the prints... yeah! The whole plane!
[about ten minutes later]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : McGee!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We're going back?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whoa, boss! Two people, one mother ship? This'll take all night!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hope you brought a warm coat, DiNozzo!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [hands Tony the fingerprint kit] Just the flat surfaces where you can lift the prints, Tony.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We don't know Anything, until we know Everything.