Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [looking at the breakfast take out that McGee brought back] I said scrambled. You haven't gotten a single order right in 4 days.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : They're eggs. Eat 'em.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I don't like sunny side up. Sunny side up oozes. They look like eyes. They're looking at ya. I bet your burrito is just the way you like it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You want your eggs scrambled?
[takes container and shakes it]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : They're scrambled.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [talking over earwigs] I'm a sworn federal agent, Tony. I can't just stand by and watch a felony go down.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's a good idea, blow our stake out over a $50 crack deal. If Gibbs doesn't slap you silly, I will.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh, you're gonna slap me?
Goldilocks : If that's what you want, honey.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Go for it, McFreaky. Goldilocks is just your type.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Bite me.
Goldilocks : That'll be extra.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [realizing he has ink around his eyes from the binoculars] You're a dead man, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Don't look at me, Raccoon Boy. It was Ziva.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : I thought you guys shook on it. No more practical jokes.
Officer Ziva David : Do you trust DiNozzo?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Point well taken.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : The camera's working fine, Boss. I don't know why... I would start a sentence like that.
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NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : Um, Ziva? I don't know if I should say anything or not, but I saw Tony putting something under your car...
Officer Ziva David : *What*? When?
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : What, I don't know. When, this morning.
Officer Ziva David : Ha! I told you! I told you he could not be trusted!
[Ziva runs out]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Was Tony really messing with her car?
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : No, Tony just told me to tell Ziva that when I saw her.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [explaining his model] It's for Gibbs. You know how hard it is to explain technological stuff to him.
Abby Sciuto : Good point. It's like whenever I try to explain something sciency and his eye glaze over and he gets that "will you shut up and get to the point" look. He's behind me isn't he?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No.
[Abby spins around to confirm it]