Observe and Report (2009)

Michael Peña: Dennis

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• Dennis : I ain't going to lie to you Ronnie, there is nothing good about this at all.

• Dennis : Whatsup mo Freckle? How's your dick hanging? Low I hope. I just wanted to write you and say that, you know I really am sorry for the way shit like went down and stuff, my bad, my blunder. I just wanted you to know that you really are my best man, problem is I'm a criminal man who doesn't care and your crime is... you care too much. Regardless of our differences, I hope you know that I always respected you, it's not every day you that you meet someone who stands for something in this world, anyway, no hard feelings okay, but if you ever want to party, get your ass to mexico, the beers are cool and the girls are wet. Sincerely, your right hand man, Dennis.

• Dennis : My bad, my blunder.

• Dennis : I'm real glad you opened up to me, 'cause it makes me, like, open up my heart, know what I'm saying'? And, like, share the stuff that's been happening to me because I used to be like you. I fell into that world of pretend. And that's where you gotta smarten up, and cut somebody sometimes. You might think that I float, you know, maybe even walk on water and stuff. But, I'm here to tell you that, sometimes, I drink out of volcanoes. I know how to deal with the system. I know how to fuck with it. I just gotta ask you, Ronnie - are you willing to accept what I have to teach?

• Dennis : I'm real glad you opened up to me, 'cause it makes me, like, open up my heart, know what I'm saying'? And, like, share the stuff that's been happening to me because I used to be like you. I fell into that world of pretend. And that's where you gotta smarten up, and cut somebody sometimes. You might think that I float, you know, maybe even walk on water and stuff. But, I'm here to tell you that, sometimes, I drink out of volcanoes. I know how to deal with the system. I know how to fuck with it. I just gotta ask you, Ronnie - are you willing to accept what I have to teach?

  Ronnie Barnhardt : I'm ready.

  Dennis : Do you want me to show you the way?

  Ronnie Barnhardt : Show me the path.

  Dennis : [Whispering]  Can I lead you, please?

  Ronnie Barnhardt : [Whispering]  Lead me.

  Dennis : [Whispering]  I'm gonna put you in my pocket.

  Ronnie Barnhardt : [Whispering]  Guide me.

  Dennis : [Whispering]  You're in my hands.

  Ronnie Barnhardt : When do we start?...

  Dennis : ...Right now.

• Dennis : Y'all hurt Ronnie, and nobody hurt's Ronnie.