- [DS Toolan has discovered the body of a clown wearing a red nose, a red wig and white make-up]
- Insp Jack Frost: Who the hell is that?
- DS Toolan: [reading the clown's badge] That's Charlie the Chuckling Clown.
- Insp Jack Frost: Well he ain't got much to laugh at now, has he?
- [later, at the police station]
- Supt Mullett: Who would kill a clown?
- Insp Jack Frost: Oh, I dunno. Punch and Judy, maybe?