Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic (2008)

Sharat Saxena: Judge Jaswant Rai

Quotes 

• Judge : Today the media plays up all cases, and they and the public pass their verdict even before the courts do. In all this the real victims are often forgotten, which in this case are Mr. and Mrs. Walia's now orphaned children. Any punishment given to Ranbeer Talwar will be of no help to these innocent children. To safeguard their interest, this court proposed to deliver an unprecedented judgment: Mr. Ranbeer Talwar, this court orders that, from this day onwards till the youngest Walia child is eighteen years of age, these children will stay in your house. You will personally take complete care of them. You shall not send them to a boarding school, nor shall you go out of town without them. I will check on them after three months, and if I find any violation, or that the children are ill-treated or unhappy with you, I shall sentence you to twenty years imprisonment without bail.

• [court proceedings have been interrupted by a cell phone call from Malaika's astrologer] 

  Judge : Let us know what your astrologer said.

  Malaika : "Ranbeer will be let off!" Isn't Sunita just the best? I do nothing without her advice. She's just too good.

  Judge : Did Sunita also tell you you'll be thrown out of my court and your cell phone will be confiscated?

  Malaika : That she didn't.

  Malaika : [as court officers usher her out]  Leave me alone. Don't touch me with your dirty hands. How rude.