I Love You, Man (2009)

Rashida Jones: Zooey Rice

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• [first lines] 

  Peter Klaven : So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts all along the perimeter here. And - come here - also I'm planning this neighborhoody, kind of dining and retail area in the central square. You know I even had this thought that you, Denise, and Haley could open up a second location for your store...

  Zooey : Really? Because Denise keeps talking about wanting to open up another branch.

  Peter Klaven : Well it would be great. I I look, the land is a little pricey, so I couldn't develop it right away. But once I sell the Ferrigno Estate I figured out I could at least put a down payment on it, and still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara...

  Zooey : What are you talking about, what reception?

• Joyce Klaven : Peter always connected better with women.

  Zooey : You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.

  Peter Klaven : Thank you fiancee.

  Oswald Klaven : Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.

  Peter Klaven : Oh come on!

• Peter Klaven : Hey Tevin.

  Tevin Downey : Hey man.

  Peter Klaven : What's so funny?

  Tevin Downey : One of the guys in my fantasy football league just sent me a QuickTime, it's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.

  Peter Klaven : Ha ha, what's that?

  Tevin Downey : It's one of those vibrating saddles that women sit on to give them like super intense orgasms.

  Peter Klaven : Ohh...

  Tevin Downey : Check it out. How sick is that?

  Peter Klaven : It's very, that's very sick.

  Tevin Downey : So awesome. She's a squirter! She's squirting! Peter, we got a squirter! Old faithful!

  Peter Klaven : Hello fiance.

  Zooey : Hey baby I totally forgot it's my turn to host lady's night.

  Peter Klaven : Oh no prob, I have a fencing practice anyway. I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward, hit them with the big news

  Zooey : Great! I gotta go, love you.

  Peter Klaven : Love you too.

  Tevin Downey : Peter! Peter! I'm sending it to you.

  Peter Klaven : No I don't want it.

  Tevin Downey : You got it.

  Peter Klaven : Ohh God. I don't even click it, how does it, I didn't click it on

  Tevin Downey : She got a bush like a porcupine!

  Peter Klaven : I don't want to know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette.