Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [entering the bullpen] Ziva?
Officer Ziva David : Shh!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's a movie. Not just any movie. That's "Double Indemnity."
Officer Ziva David : Tony, your power of observation is unearthly. Now leave me alone. This is the best part.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not going to get between a chick and her flick. How do you know it's the best part?
Officer Ziva David : Because it is the third time I have seen it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't even watch movies.
Officer Ziva David : This is not a movie. It's a classic *film*.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, I know that. You don't know that.
[Ziva holds up a pamphlet]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Film studies? Wow. I really appreciate that, Ziva. Really, I do.
Officer Ziva David : I am taking it because it is the best way to pick up American colloquialism, like "bug off."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You should watch "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
Officer Ziva David : I saw it last week. Sean Penn is a genius. Phoebe Cates is a babe. Now... do you mind?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I can get you a list...
Officer Ziva David : I have a list! Bye.
[McGee enters, holding an exaggeratedly large coffee mug]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh. Morning, Probie Pan. Where'd you pick that up? Neverland?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, no. Pottery Den. Fifty percent off. Got six of them for ten dollars.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's pretty big, don't you think?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, I don't like getting refills ten times a day.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, but I mean, that's a little...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A little what?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughing to himself] Seuss-ical?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Leave. I'm enjoying my moment.
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Officer Ziva David : [regard the bug] Give it to me. I'm going in.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You're a woman. Easier for me to blend in.
Officer Ziva David : [chuckling] Yes. You would blend right in.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : All right. Flip you for it.
Officer Ziva David : If I flip you, you will get hurt.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You can take her, Probie.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Compromise. Tony will do it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't want to do it!