Jackass Forever (2022)
Johnny Knoxville: Self, Irving Zisman
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Quotes
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Johnny Knoxville : We have winners and we have Steve-O.
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Johnny Knoxville : Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!
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Johnny Knoxville : You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure.
[Steve-O removes his mouth guard to reveal missing teeth]
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Johnny Knoxville : What did you guys do to Eric?
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Johnny Knoxville : How you doing over there Rachel?
Rachel Wolfson : Wee Man is going to space
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Johnny Knoxville : I went up high as a moose's caboose.
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Jules Sylvester : This is a Texas rat snake.
Johnny Knoxville : Are they venomous?
Jules Sylvester : ...Eh
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Johnny Knoxville : Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test... and now twenty years later we're still doing the same stupid shit.
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Johnny Knoxville : Hello I am Johnny the Magnificent. Today I'm going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation.
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Johnny Knoxville : He's about to have 5 gallons of pig cum dumped on him.
Tyler the Creator : Damn, that sounds like me in London.
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Johnny Knoxville : That bull didn't like fucking magic!
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Johnny Knoxville : I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat and then put the hat back on and no milk would come out. Did milk come out?
Lance Bangs : There was some milk on the ground.
Johnny Knoxville : Ohoho shit.
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Johnny Knoxville : How is Raab not in this?
Chris Raab : I'm the smart one I already know what's gonna happen.
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Johnny Knoxville : Does it smell like pig semen? Does it smell?
Chris Pontius : Why are you looking at me like that?
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Johnny Knoxville : Poopies, that was really uncool.
Sean McInerney : Did you feel the vibration?
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Ehren McGhehey : You just got cummed on dude!
Johnny Knoxville : That's pig cum!
Dave England : What is it?
Johnny Knoxville : Pig cum!
Ehren McGhehey : Pig! Cum!
Dave England : That's pig cum?
Ehren McGhehey : That's pig cum!
Johnny Knoxville : 5 gallons!
Dave England : I'm a vegetarian!
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Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : We got the Whambulance coming for ya if you don't get to this next bit.
Ehren McGhehey : I will tell you right now if the jokes continue I will stand up and walk away.
Johnny Knoxville : He's gonna take his nuts and go home.
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Johnny Knoxville : Wow! He's talking smack!
Preston Lacy : Some mime shit talkin' over there.
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Rob Dyrdek : How many times to we get to play?
Johnny Knoxville : Oh this is probably a oner.
Rob Dyrdek : Ahahaha shit!
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Johnny Knoxville : I don't know what's worse. The wedgie or these junkyard mattresses you gotta land on.
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : Yeah. Look at that pee stained one right there.
Bam Margera : Ew dude.
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Johnny Knoxville : It felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass.