The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
Jay Chandrasekhar: Nuts
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Quotes
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Dave : Why do they call you Nuts?
Nuts : Because I'm crazy.
Dave : You don't look crazy.
Nuts : Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
Dave : [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
Nuts : Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
[thinks, chuckles]
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Nuts : Hey noodledicks! These guys just ordered 4 rounds of premium tequila! Now are you gonna sit by and watch while these guys make you look like fucking pussies?