- Teddy Jessop: [shortly after being hit in the head, by Karl, with a shovel] I think I got a concooshion to my cereplum. My eye's all cockeyed again.
- Teddy Jessop: Seriously Karl, I think we need a new whore...
- Karl Jessop Jr.: Yeah well, this one's got some spunk left in her.
- Teddy Jessop: I-I ain't been up in it since yesterday, Karl!
- Mort The Coroner: Poor bastard. It looks like he picked a fight with an epileptic toting a chainsaw... and lost.