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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm fine, Ziva.
Officer Ziva David : All right, but I thought maybe you needed a little cheering up?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If I needed to be cheered up, I would've put superglue on McGee's keyboard.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [angrily, to Tony] You put superglue on my keyboard.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [after McGee gives a technical explanation] Pretend you're talking to someone who actually has sex with other humans.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Do I need to send you two back to the men's room?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey! She followed me in there!
Officer Ziva David : Only because you wouldn't talk to me!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Gibbs stares them down] Shutting up, Boss.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [looking at a picture of a suspect dancing with old ladies] Oh, god. It's Cocoon meets 'Dirty Dancing'. I wonder if Ducky has dreams like this.