NCIS (TV Series)
Identity Crisis (2007)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
Quotes
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Special Agent Courtney Krieger : [about the murder victim] Picked him up offloading stolen cargo containers.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : At which point you discover a nameless man whose entire history's been erased. No fingerprints, no criminal record...
Special Agent Courtney Krieger : Not even a high school transcript.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, that's impossible. You'd need first-person access to the federal mainframe, credit ratings, countless private companies...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That'd be like taking spit out of the ocean.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How'd he do it?
Special Agent Courtney Krieger : Claimed he didn't. Said he was contacted by someone offering the service.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The Eraser.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What movie's that from?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [sarcastically] I don't know. "Flashdance"?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : I think it's time you get back on that horse.
Special Agent Ziva David : You're getting a pony?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's an adage.
Special Agent Ziva David : I am not familiar with that breed.
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[phone rings]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Pick it up, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On it, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : AFIP. Smooth things over.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [picks up phone] Please hold.
[mutes it]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What did we do to incur the wrath of the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ducky kept one of their cadavers.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ducky stole a cadaver?
Ziva David : I'm sure he had a good reason.
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[DiNozzo and Krieger are undercover at a restaurant. Ziva speaks sharply over the radio, causing Krieger to spill a glass of water in DiNozzo's lap]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Good thing we didn't hide the mike in his pants.
[Ziva snickers]
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She killed once for a new life...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why not twice?
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Did us a favor. Kamal's dead.
Jenny Shepard : Doesn't seem to bother his international clients.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The terrorist training camp?
Jenny Shepard : Marine task force just went in.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : And...?
Jenny Shepard : One terrorist killed. They found an American passport on his body, it went through squeaky clean.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Kamal had completed the job.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : What about the rest of the cell?
Jenny Shepard : Too late, already gone.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're on their way here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And the only man who knows who they are is past telling us.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [entering] That's not certain, Tony. Our dead man may have one thing left to say...