- Hubie Dubois: Say, Mr. Lambert, how old are you?
- Walter Lambert: You mean in human years?
- Hubie Dubois: Yes.
- Walter Lambert: I don't really believe in keeping track of that kind of thing, Hubie. You know, age is just a state of mind.
- Hubie Dubois: That's why I played T-ball till I was 25.
- Violet Valentine: You're always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself. But I guess that's why you're a hero.
- Hubie Dubois: [riding his bicycle through the neighborhood] Happy Halloween to all. And to all a good fright.