Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World (TV Series)

Damn Straights (2007)

Lorna Luft: Joanna

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Quotes 

• Joanna : [after Steve opens his house door]  Steve! My little baby. Look how big you are!

  Rick : He was bigger a few minutes ago.

• [Rick and Steve show Steve's parents West Lahunga Beach, a gay neighborhood, although the parents remain oblivious to that fact.] 

  Joanna : [in a Southern accent]  There are rainbows everywhere.

  [gasp] 

  Joanna : I feel like a leprechaun!

• Steve : Mom, I have to tell you the truth. Rick and I go out.

  [pause] 

  Steve : A lot.

  [pause] 

  Steve : Together.

  Joanna : Well, there's nothing wrong with that, sugar.

  Steve : And

  [pause] 

  Steve : sometimes we

  [pause] 

  Steve : hold hands.

  Carlton : You Japanese are really into that.

  Rick : I'm Filipino!

• Joanna : [to the slave being led around on a leash by Cody]  What are you dressed as, little man?

  Cody : He's my slave.

  Joanna : Slavery is still legal here?

  [gasp] 

  Joanna : Carlton, we are living in the wrong neighborhood!

• Joanna : [in a Southern accent, referring to the techno music playing in the gay bar]  What is this music? Why, it makes me feel

  [pause] 

  Joanna : heathen!

• Dana : Mrs. Steve, your son is a fag.

  Joanna : What are you trying to say?

  Dana : [referring to Steve]  Well, this one didn't get far from the gene pool.