Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Ransom (2020)
Marc Evan Jackson: Kevin Cozner
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Quotes
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Jake Peralta : Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler.
Captain Ray Holt : Yes! That's the right level of excitement for such a bird. You captured the essence of Kevin. You've done it.
Jake Peralta : Correction, I've accomplished it.
Captain Ray Holt : Indeed.
Kevin Cozner : Indeed.
Jake Peralta : Indeed, indeed, indeed...
Jake Peralta , Captain Ray Holt , Kevin Cozner : Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed.
Jake Peralta : It's growing on me.
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Kevin Cozner : And then I said, "Which 'Metamorphosis'? Kafka or Ovid?"
[Captain Holt laughs]
Kevin Cozner : He loves it. He loves it.
[Captain Holt sighs]
Kevin Cozner : So that's the joke. Now, you tell it.
Jake Peralta : Oh, okay,
[clears throat]
Jake Peralta : So, a professor walks in to a rare books collection...
Kevin Cozner : No, you've ruined it. Now it's not funny.
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Kevin Cozner : Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler.
Jake Peralta : [Does a perfect imitation] Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler.
Captain Ray Holt : No, you're too excited. The warbler's a common bird.
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Jake Peralta : The 92nd Street Y, I had a wonderful symposium on just that topic.
Kevin Cozner : That's it. You're getting it.
Jake Peralta : Ah, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Captain Ray Holt : Don't say "cool," instead say "indeed."
Jake Peralta : Oh, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed.
[laughs]
Jake Peralta : It's weird.
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Kevin Cozner : Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler.
Jake Peralta : [Does a perfect imitation] Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler.
Captain Ray Holt : Ugh, not excited enough. They may be common, but they're still birds.