- Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann: [to Gibbs] No, don't... don't say it. Don't say anything. Not that you ever do anyway, but you know what, I am gonna say something. You're making a mistake. You're gonna wake up in a week or a month and you're gonna realise that you threw away something good, and it's gonna be too late. You know, I realise that there are three billion men in the world and they don't all have to want me, but you should want me. The fact that you don't, it just makes me wonder why I ever wanted you in the first place.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's complicated.
- Officer Ziva David: Complicated complicated complicated. You know, in America I have noticed they use that word as a code for: if I explain it, you would not agree, therefore I will use the word complicated and hopefully, you'll stop asking.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, that's pretty much it in a nutshell.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Before you give me advice on dating, there's something I need to get out my system first, okay?
- [slight pause, then starts laughing]
- Officer Ziva David: Stop laughing, or I *will* have to hurt you!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The funny part is, Wong grew suspicious and contacted you. Which is ironic, since you were the one running the bogus investigation out of this office in the first place.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We traced the log-ons to DLA servers back to your computer. Also, a waiter places you at the restaurant with Lynn.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And we have come to believe that it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with a wrench.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I can't imagine what I'd do if I lost my eyesight.
- Officer Ziva David: You'd adapt.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What if I didn't?
- Officer Ziva David: You'd fall into a deep depression, and eventually you would die.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Remind me not to come to you for a pep talk anytime soon.