Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Media Star (1987)

Alan Snell: The Muscles

Quotes 

• Noodles : You sure you know how to write, boss?

  The Scunner Campbell : Course! Any idiot can write. If you can write a note to the milkman, you can write anything. And the only reason to write a book is to get me on the telly.

• Cecil Smarm : Now, over to you, Campbell children. And your first question is: Where are the Andes?

  The Scunner Campbell : Well, the, eh...

  [coughs] 

  Noodles : On the end of your armies?

  Cecil Smarm : Wrong, I'm afraid, Desdemona.

  [a bucket of sludge is emptied on 'Desdemona's head]