The Sopranos (TV Series)
Made in America (2007)
Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano
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Quotes
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Carmela Soprano : [about A.J] Oh, I didn't tell you. He spent $200 on a set of CDs that teach Arabic.
Tony Soprano : Jesus Christ, c'mon! Shish-kabob. What else do ya need to know?
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Tony Soprano : [Final scene] Tony enters the restaurant and sits down
Carmela Soprano : [Carmela enters the restaurant and sits down the song "Don't Stop Believin' by Journey starts playing] Hey
Tony Soprano : Hey
Carmela Soprano : [Reading the menu] What looks good tonight?
Tony Soprano : I don't know, where's the gagootz?
Carmela Soprano : He just called his on his way, Mead's coming separately she had to go to the doctor
[Tony looks up]
Carmela Soprano : switch birth control
[Tony nods]
Carmela Soprano : you talk to Mink again?
Tony Soprano : It's Carlo, he's going to testify
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [AJ enters the restaurant and sits down] onion rings
Tony Soprano : Best in the state as far as I'm concerned
Carmela Soprano : [Waitress brings them their drinks] How was work today?
Tony Soprano : It's an entry level job so bug up
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : right, focus on the good times
Tony Soprano : Don't be sarcastic
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Isn't that what you said one time? Try to remember the times that were good?
Tony Soprano : I did?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Yeah
Tony Soprano : Well, it's true, I guess
Tony Soprano : [the waitress brings a bowl of onion rings to the table] I went ahead and ordered some for the table
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Tony Soprano : [in Dr. her office] I've got to be frank you people got him out of his room, great so he could be Cannon fodder ?
Dr. Doherty : I wasn't aware of his latest plan
Tony Soprano : On the other hand he can benefit from the training, the discipline
Carmela Soprano : Maybe the army would be great for him, if there wasn't a war going on, he used to veg in front of that TV
Dr. Doherty : He says he wants to get past the hate focus it only on the terrorists I really can't reveal much more
Tony Soprano : Right, even though we're paying, this whole therapy thing I've got to tell you
Dr. Doherty : What
Tony Soprano : My mother was a borderline personality, so what? I don't know if you knew that
Dr. Doherty : No
Tony Soprano : I did not have a very happy childhood
Dr. Doherty : No?
Tony Soprano : There was very little love in the house
Dr. Doherty : His mentioned your mother very briefly
Tony Soprano : She was a very difficult woman, undermining I tried to place her in a retirement community for her own good, she turned on me completely, I could never please my mother
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Carmela Soprano : [talking loudly from the kitchen counter] We're not eating at home tonight I thought we'd go to Holsten's
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [in the living room of the Soprano home] You said we'd have Cannelloni
Carmela Soprano : I have meetings with carpenters
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Carmela Soprano : [in their safe house, to Meadow as she leaves] See you Thursday
Meadow Soprano : [kisses and hugs Tony] Hi
Tony Soprano : [to Meadow] Where you going I just got here
Meadow Soprano : I'm really late meeting Patrick in the city,
Carmela Soprano : She smelled that odor too
Tony Soprano : your remodeling will fix all that
Carmela Soprano : Maybe it's toxic maybe we shouldn't be breathing it
Tony Soprano : It's not toxic, the odor is what? 90 years old? Its piss
Carmela Soprano : I've got to get home
Tony Soprano : I'm working on it
Carmela Soprano : I went to see Sil and Gab,oh my God
Tony Soprano : Yeah
Carmela Soprano : [Watching walk AJ walk Rhiannon to the door] Are you being careful? This kind of bothers me
Tony Soprano : What's she going to do? She should use the back door, wouldn't kick her out of bed for purging cookies
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Real funny, we're just friends
Tony Soprano : I know, nice work
Carmela Soprano : She's a model
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : She's doing some modeling, she's a junior in high school
Carmela Soprano : What?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : She's quitting modeling anyway she's tired of being exploited
Tony Soprano : Did you help your mother take the carpets outside? Put them in the sun?
Carmela Soprano : He did
Tony Soprano : Uncle Bobby's funeral is finally set, Thursday we're going to be there
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : How's that supposed to work? We're all in DEFCON 4, living in separate houses, we're going to stand out in the open at a cemetery?
Carmela Soprano : There's always a large FBI presence
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Tony Soprano : [in their safe house] How many fucking times I've told you it's an SUV watch where you park off road the Cadillac converter and the dry vegetation
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I didn't see the leaves
Tony Soprano : [shouting at AJ] You can grill fucking steaks on that converter, I told you!
Carmela Soprano : If there was children playing in those leaves, you'd run them over?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [confused] I guess?
Tony Soprano : You're going to get cute now?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I was just answering her question
Meadow Soprano : [trying to defend AJ] Dad, he wasn't being funny
Tony Soprano : You mind your own God damn business, unless you want some of this too
Meadow Soprano : [Meadow leaves the room] Mr. Fat mouth
Tony Soprano : [shouting to Meadow] What'd you say?
Carmela Soprano : What was going through your mind?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : What do you want from me? I am depressed, I'm supposed to be looking for piles of leaves?
Tony Soprano : You want to get depressed? Thirty thousand dollars for that car
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Isn't that what we have insurance for?
Carmela Soprano : Excuse me? You're not getting another one
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Actually that's good it'll force me to take the bus
Carmela Soprano : What?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : We have to break our dependence on foreign oil
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Carmela Soprano : [Carmela enters Meadow's room] Miss Hunter, long time no see, oh my God when was it?
Hunter Scangarelo : [they shake hands] How are you Mrs. Soprano?
Carmela Soprano : It was right around when you "quit college"
Hunter Scangarelo : Your being kind I was kicked out for partying and drunk driving
Carmela Soprano : I didn't want to say but that was always you, so what are you up to now?
Hunter Scangarelo : I'm in my second year of med school
Carmela Soprano : [Surprised] oh
Hunter Scangarelo : Yeah I completed under grad at Purchase got my act together
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Donna Parisi : [in the living room of the Soprano home] A man took his horse to a vet and the vet says to him, "Why do you have a long face?"
Patsy Parisi : The horse asks, there's no vet.
Donna Parisi : Right, a horse goes to a vet and the vet looks at his face and says to him, "My friend."
Patsy Parisi : A horse goes to the doctor, the doctor asks, "Why the long face?" She can't tell jokes
Tony Soprano : Speaking of jokers, where's that other son of yours today?
Donna Parisi : I didn't think he was invited.
Carmela Soprano : I just think with all the wedding talk.
Tony Soprano : That pal of his, the other Jason I heard he ran into some trouble, Carlo's Jason.
Donna Parisi : He's a mess.
Patsy Parisi : Alright.
Tony Soprano : Well, he's got no shortage of lawyers here, only this one here would only take the case for free.
[referring to Meadow]
Patrick Parisi : That's why we want her there at Groupman, Groupman and Kerseyo, actually Med and I had some conversations and we may still snag her at the firm when she's done with law school.
Carmela Soprano : No kidding?
Meadow Soprano : We went out to dinner Steven Groupman and the subject came up.
Patrick Parisi : Steven was very impressed with her work at the Law Center, even got into starting salaries, he was talking one seventy.
Tony Soprano : Jesus, sweetheart that's fantastic.
Meadow Soprano : He hadn't had too much to drink.
Patrick Parisi : Don't devalue yourself, we've got a really interesting case right now we're defending James Trofolio the County Commissioner and those corruption charges.
Donna Parisi : [to Patrick] is that your case?
Patrick Parisi : He's got bag men, whores it's fascinating.
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Carmela Soprano : [in the backyard of their home] Holsten's is the consensus
Tony Soprano : Alright I've got to see some people, I'll meet you there
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Carmela Soprano : [on the family dinner table in their home] As your parents we feel joining the army is in your best interest
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : This country is in a crisis
Carmela Soprano : How can one soldier stop it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : When my enlistment is up, I could join the CIA or something and with a military background I'd have "a leg up" and as an Arabic speaker I'd be very useful
Tony Soprano : [Sarcastically] I don't understand your going to ask Donald for some time off from your pilot job to go on CIA missions?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Everything's a joke to you
Tony Soprano : I'm not having a good time
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Did you or did you not want me to go to military school?
Carmela Soprano : At least you would've come out an officer, even then I was oppose to it, I hate this idea
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I'm applying for officers' candidate school I want to be a liaison officer with the local population
Carmela Soprano : Officers' candidate school? You have terrible grades you flunked out of college
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Here we go, that's all this is about right?
Carmela Soprano : No Anthony this is not what it's about, you don't want to go to college, then don't go to college but don't get your legs blown off
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [dismissively] Always with the drama
Tony Soprano : What's your girlfriend say? The fashion model?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : She doesn't think I should go either
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Carmela Soprano : [to AJ, on the family dinner table in their home] Not that long ago you talked about owning a club
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Right, you had a problem with that too
Carmela Soprano : A lot of your friends are in film school especially the ones you used to go to clubs with
Tony Soprano : got this screenplay from Danny Baldwin we met at your cousin's movie, Danny hoped I could set him up with some financing and I never read it
Carmela Soprano : You did now
Tony Soprano : Yeah I did now, long story short it's about a private detective that gets sucked into the internet through his data port and his got to solve some murders of some virtual prostitutes
Carmela Soprano : I read it, it's scary
Tony Soprano : The point is I talked to Little Carmine and his interested in developing it through his company
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : He makes porn
Tony Soprano : He made Cleaver, his branching out
Carmela Soprano : You would work for his producer Inga you would be "development executive" on this project
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Really? What's this got to do with clubs?
Carmela Soprano : Hollywood, gossip columns, the night spots
Tony Soprano : And you get some real world experience under the belt you come see me and then we'll talk about me investing in a club, run that past Rhiannon and see what she says