- Iago: Squirt?
- ["Squirt", who had previously been a cute little creature, now transformed into a great hulking beast, picks up a clay pot]
- Iago: Easy, boy, easy! I was only kidding about all that scaring stuff. Honest! I'm your friend, remember! FRIEND!
- [Iago screams as the creature advances on him... and reveals himself to be Genie in disguise]
- Genie: Gotcha!
- Iago: I hate you.
- [At Aladdin's hovel, Iago roars in the creature's face. It rolls on the floor, laughing. The parrot clears his throat]
- Iago: Stop with the laughing, already! What, you think I'm funny? Do I amuse you?
- [the creature continues laughing]
- Iago: I'M NOT FUNNY!
- [He puts on a voice]
- Iago: I'm very scary. Really.
- [He reverts to his normal voice]
- Iago: ASK ANYONE!
- [the creature giggles]
- Iago: You dirty little...
- [He stomps away, then pauses]
- Iago: Ah, the element of surprise.
- [He paces away, then leaps in the creature's face and roars. The creature watches him, smiling. Iago gets dizzy]
- Iago: I can't breathe.
- [He falls on his back and catches his breath. The creature comes over and licks his cheek. Iago wipes the saliva away in disgust]