- [repeated lines]
- Kermit: And so, Princess Piggy and Kermit Skyhopper lived happily ever after. The end.
- Kermit: [pulling his wagon up to the imaginary drive-in theater to watch the Babies' remake of "Star Wars"] Beep-beep! Hey, wait for me!
- [noticing Gonzo's cardboard convertible]
- Kermit: Hey, Gonzo, what's wrong with your car?
- Gonzo: Aw, gee, I guess I'm not pretending hard enough.
- [his car shape-shifts into a red convertible]
- Gonzo: How's that?
- Kermit: Better.
- Fozzie: It's The Fozzie Bear Show live!
- [the audience cheers]
- Fozzie: And here's the star of our show, that funny bear you've all been waiting for... Me! Are you ready for my first joke?
- [the audience cheers]
- Fozzie: Great, here it is. Why do firemen wear red suspenders? Give up? To hold their pants up. Wokka wokka wokka!
- [the audience cheers harder]
- Fozzie: Did you hear them, Kermit? They laughed at my joke and they didn't even throw tomatoes.
- Kermit: Uh, Fozzie, could I talk to you for a minute?
- Fozzie: Sure. What is it?
- Kermit: Um, they're not laughing at your joke, Fozzie.
- Fozzie: No? What are they laughing at?
- Kermit: [points up] Um, that.
- [a giant tomato is seen hanging above Fozzie and it falls on him]
- Fozzie: Gee, maybe if I juggled tomatoes, people would throw jokes.