- Schlemeel: Monsters? We are all monsters, my boy. Our fangs are no less dagger-like than a wolf. Nay, an angry ravenous Scottish terrier.
- Schlemazel: Loneliness is by choice, not by path. I am tender and delicate as this earth. Everyone is, mister. Even actor extradonaire, Tom Cruise.
- Schlemeel: But he has millions, my boy. Money can buy many of things.
- Schlemazel: But can money buy love?
- Schlemeel: Love is not a purchase that one saves their allowance for. Love is conflict. Not a Batman comic.
- Schlemeel: Right from birth our freedom is taken. Like chastity from a sweet scented virgin!
- Schlemazel: Or nature's death from the first wilted petal of a rose.