The Sandlot: Heading Home (2007 Video)
Keanu Pires: Young Tommy
Quotes
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Tommy : Mom, put down the phone. I don't think I have a concussion. I just think I'm dead.
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Wings : [to Timber] Just try and hit my bat, okay?
Timber : [Timber's pitch hits Wings in the groin] Sorry.
Wings : [falls to ground in pain] Geez. Wrong bat, Timber!
DP : Guys, look at this.
Q : What are we gonna do about Timber's control problems?
Tommy : I'll bet Wings has got some good ideas.
Wings : [in a high-pitched voice] Timber, if I live... you're dead!
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Tommy : [screams] AHHHHHH!
Sara : Well, hello there, sleepyhead.
Tommy : W-w-where am I?
Sara : You're home, sweetheart.
Tommy : No, no, no. Something's really wrong. Mom? Am I dead?
Sara : Now why would you ask such a silly thing?
Tommy : Because I am wearing my Speed Racer PJs that I haven't seen in 30 years.
Sara : All right, fine. I got a little backed up on the laundry. There's still a lot of unpacking to do. Don't worry, your Batman and Robin ones haven't run off.
Tommy : Mom. Do you know how old I am?
Sara : Twelve, almost thirteen.
Sara : No. I'm 41 years old, I live in Beverly Hills, I have a smoking hot girlfriend who has her own reality show, I play center field for the Dodgers? And somehow I'm back here, and you're here, and the pancakes smell so real that I think I am gonna throw up.