Family Guy (TV Series)

Untitled Griffin Family History (2006)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : So... is, uh, is this like the part where you guys have your way with me?

  Robber 2 : What...?

  Meg Griffin : You know, where I'm like helpless, and you guys take turns... you know?

  Robber 2 : OH, NO! Oh, God! Oh, no, no no no!

  Robber 1 : [from another room]  What'd she say?

  Robber 2 : She asked if we were gonna have our way with her.

  Robber 1 : Ewww!

  Meg Griffin : No, seriously, I won't scream or anything.

  [leans in for a kiss] 

  Robber 2 : No! No, I, I... no, no sale!

  Meg Griffin : [jumps on him on the floor]  C'mon! I'm pretty!

  [Robber 1 screams and hides behind robber 2, who has entered the room] 

  Robber 1 : Are you okay?

  Robber 2 : Yeah, I was so scared.

• Meg Griffin : Dad, I can't go through the vent.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, she's right. We need to grease her up so she doesn't get stuck. Everybody spit on Meg!

  Meg Griffin : [the family spits on her]  Stop! Stop, you guys! Ah! Stop! Stop! Okay, okay. I meant I can't do it because there are burglars down there.

  Peter Griffin : Come on! They're not gonna touch you. You're covered with spit.

  Lois Griffin : Be careful, Meg.

  Meg Griffin : [Peter pushes her into the vent, followed by sounds of her falling down]  Ahh! Ahh! I hate you all!

  Stewie Griffin : I hate you too, bitch. Oh, no, no, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?

• Meg Griffin : Dad! What is it? What's going on? I heard a noise. Is somebody downstairs?

  Peter Griffin : [leveling her with his baseball bat]  Oh, god, Meg, you startled me. I'm sorry.

• Meg Griffin : Oh my gawd, we're all gonna die!

  Peter Griffin : No we won't. We'll survive by eating each other.