Family Guy (TV Series)
Untitled Griffin Family History (2006)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : [as the sprinklers in the panic room mostly fill the room with water; Peter, Lois, Chris, Brian and Stewie are up to their necks in it] The Griffin family history is a rich tapestry. But, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for The Godfather.
Lois Griffin : What?
Peter Griffin : Did not care for The Godfather.
Chris Griffin : How can you even say that, dad?
Peter Griffin : Didn't like it.
Lois Griffin : Peter, it's so good! It's like the perfect movie!
Peter Griffin : This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say...
Chris Griffin : Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, I mean, you never see, Robert Duvall!
Peter Griffin : Fine. Fine. Fine actor, did not like the movie.
Brian Griffin : Why not?
Peter Griffin : Did not... couldn't get into it.
Lois Griffin : Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?
Peter Griffin : It insists upon itself, Lois.
Lois Griffin : What?
Peter Griffin : It insists upon itself.
Lois Griffin : What does that even mean?
Chris Griffin : Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!
Peter Griffin : It takes forever getting in; you spend like six and a half hours... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the movie. I've never seen the ending.
Chris Griffin : [annoyed] You've never seen the ending?
Stewie Griffin : How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?
Lois Griffin : I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair.
Chris Griffin : It's outrageous.
Peter Griffin : I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs.
Lois Griffin : Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.
Peter Griffin : I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different... You know, that's where I lose interest in it.
Lois Griffin : You know what, Peter...
Chris Griffin : They're speaking Italian!
Lois Griffin : The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something you don't understand.
Peter Griffin : I love The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement.
Lois Griffin : Exactly.
Peter Griffin : Well, there you go.
Lois Griffin : Whatever.
Chris Griffin : I like that movie too.