Doug (TV Series)

Doug Can't Dance/Doug Gets Busted (1991)

Billy West: Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie, Roger M. Klotz

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• Roger Klotz : Hey, Funnie, where are you?

  Doug : Hi, Roger.

  Roger Klotz : Whatcha doin'? Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight? What are you, a pile of manure?

  Doug : I'm a slug.

  Roger Klotz : So you're going through with it?

  Doug : What do you mean?

  Roger Klotz : Well aren't you paired up with Patti Mayonnaise are you?

  Doug : Yeah, I guess I'm the luckiest guy...

  Roger Klotz : Lucky? Do you realize she 's the best dancer in the whole school.

  Doug : Yeah, so?

  Roger Klotz : So? Think about, einstein: How may dance contests you wo lately?

  Doug : uh... none.

  Roger Klotz : How many dances you ever been to?

  Doug : uh... none.

  Roger Klotz : Have you ever danced in your life?

  Roger Klotz : No.

  Roger Klotz : Face it, Funnie - you can't dance. Everyone's going to be laughing at you. I can hear it now.

• Roger Klotz : Tell you what i'm going to do: I'll dance with miss Mayonnaise for you. All you gotta do is to just go back home and forgot about it.

  Doug : Go home, and miss the dance?

  Roger Klotz : Sure... you don't want patti to know you're a klutz do yeah?

  Doug : Huh?

  Roger Klotz : I'll just tell you couldn't make it. I'll tell her you had to make like a tree and leaf. Get it?

  Doug : Very funny, Roger.

  Roger Klotz : Oh, brother. What a klutz! See you later, Funnie.

• Roger Klotz : Say, Patti. Ready to dance?

• Roger Klotz : Hey, Funnie, what are you doing here? I'm dancing with Patti.

  Doug : Thanks just the same, Roger. But I'll try to dance for myself. You'll have to sit this one out.

• Roger Klotz : Oh, yeah? I'll show him. Come on, it's hammer time.

• Roger Klotz : Wait till funnie get a load of this. little ice down the back ought to cool him down.

• Roger Klotz : Gangway, coming through. Watch your back.

• Roger Klotz : Hey, what the... whoa, whoa, whoa!

• Roger Klotz : Oh, brother what a doofus! You see, Doug, I told you. You can't dance!

• Roger Klotz : What's going on here?

• Roger Klotz : Hey, get me up. You can't just leave me here. Come on.