The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Granny's Garden (1963)

Nancy Kulp: Jane Hathaway

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• Jane Hathaway : You can't plow up this front lawn. There's a zoning ordinance here.

  Daisy Moses : Oh, we figger a little fertilizer will take care of that.

• Jane Hathaway : Mr. Clampett, your neighbors in this lovely and exclusive section would never accept such action. They would originate petitions. They would bring legal proceedings. They would take every means to protest vigorously and vociferously.

  Jed Clampett : You mean it'd get 'em riled?

  Jane Hathaway : Exactly.

• Jane Hathaway : Mr. Clampett, I will explain to Granny that in addition to the aesthetic depreciation and the local hostility that would attain, the net results in volume of produce weighed against value per acre would make the entire venture economically unfeasible.

  Jed Clampett : Well if you're gonna explain it to her that way, I just as well start plowin'.

• Daisy Moses : I handed that girl five thousand dollars and she handed it back to me. Said it wouldn't buy nothin'.

  Jane Hathaway : [Jane examines the money]  Well, no wonder, Granny. It's Confederate.

  Daisy Moses : So am I.