The Sopranos (TV Series)
Cold Stones (2006)
Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano
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Quotes
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Carmela Soprano : [to AJ] So every time I asked you "how was work?" you say "fine", you were having your own private little joke on me.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Tony enters the room] what's going on?
Carmela Soprano : I went to Blockbuster to rent Cinderella Man, but guess what?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Is it still a classic?
Carmela Soprano : I found out our son, the liar, was fired three weeks ago
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : From Blockbuster? They have the worst managers over there.
Carmela Soprano : He was taking promotional items and selling them, stand ups.
A.J. Soprano : Standees, this whole thing is bullshit, most of that stuff gets thrown out anyway.
Carmela Soprano : The store's policy was very clear
A.J. Soprano : Yeah, well maybe I care about the environment did that ever occur to you? "'Wallace and Gromit" that weighed like fifty pounds, how many trees gave their lives for that? It just goes to the dump.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Can I come to a peaceful house one God damn night?
A.J. Soprano : You always tell me to think like a business man, yet every time I do there's something wrong, I was making money throwing parties in high school that was no good.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You know what I think, all those days you call in sick, you show up late, you deserve to get canned
Carmela Soprano : The worst part is: you don't even give a shit
A.J. Soprano : I should give a shit about Blockbuster? I can't live on what they pay me anyway.
Carmela Soprano : Why not? You live at home, we feed you.
A.J. Soprano : You have a social life but I can't, you have any idea what it costs at a descent club in New York? It's five hundred dollars for a bottle of Cristal, and it's a two bottle minimum.
Carmela Soprano : You spend a thousand dollars a night on champagne?
A.J. Soprano : [Lying] no, not every night, barely ever
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Carmela Soprano : [before turning on the light] I can't sleep
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after being woken up by her] Somebody call?
Carmela Soprano : [referring to AJ] It's not only his a complete stranger to the "truth", his got this "dead streak" in him: It chills me to the bone
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Fuckin spoiled that's all, we gave him too much
Carmela Soprano : He went to school with a lot of privileged kids, most of are off in ivy league universities now, doing very well. No, this "something" in him, deep down it's like this big "fuck you" to everything
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I don't know what that's about?
Carmela Soprano : You remember the whole "God is dead" business? The day of his confirmation?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Maybe he'll surprise us?
Carmela Soprano : [sarcastically] Aren't you the "sunny optimist", when you wanna go to sleep?
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Meadow Soprano : I saw the light was on, can I come in?
Carmela Soprano : [in bed next to Tony] yeah, sure, Hun
Meadow Soprano : I'm going to California, I don't know for how long
Carmela Soprano : California, what're you talking about?
Meadow Soprano : Finn took that year off and it was great when dad was hurt: he was here for me but now his going back to dental school, I want to be there with him
Carmela Soprano : I thought you two were having problems?
Meadow Soprano : I never said that, I don't know if I want to go law school or med school?
Carmela Soprano : those are nice options to have: that's what we call a "high class problem"
Meadow Soprano : his dad said he can get me a lab job in UCLA, where he teaches oral surgery. I mean, if I decide on med school, that'll look really good on my application
Carmela Soprano : what your really saying is your following this man to California?
Carmela Soprano : [after Meadow shakes her head] Meadow you drop this "bomb" on us at one thirty in the morning, forgive us if we need time to adjust
Meadow Soprano : well, I have to make plane reservations
Carmela Soprano : you'll be back for Christmas at least?
Meadow Soprano : I don't know, no pressure please, ok?
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Carmela Soprano : I need to talk to you, remember about that trip to Paris, I won at the silent auction at the feast?
Carmela Soprano : [after he nods] well, the date is here and I think I would like to go
Carmela Soprano : [irritated when Tony doesn't respond] you don't remember the first God damn thing about this do you? We stood right here talking about it for fifteen minutes
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I know, you won a trip to Paris
Carmela Soprano : why do you have to lie?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm not, you're always saying I'm lying, why Paris?
Carmela Soprano : well, it is one of the great cities of the world
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to slang stereotype of French people because they eat the Amphibian] the "frogs" hate us: go to Italy
Carmela Soprano : they weren't auctioning a trip to Italy. It's actually a good deal: it's a week for two for five thousand dollars
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : how's the euro doing?
Carmela Soprano : I don't know, I had three years of high school French
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I can't get away for a week
Carmela Soprano : I could go with Roe, we've talking about taking a trip together for years ever since our Rome thing went belly-up
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to their son constantly misbehaving] with Anthony walking through a plate glass door?
Carmela Soprano : I could really use a vacation now, with Meadow leaving: my spec house, the thought of tearing it down and having to start over makes me nauseous
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : yeah
Carmela Soprano : plus, I just don't know what to do anymore
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after thinking it over] you know what? You should go: you deserve it
Carmela Soprano : it'd be good for you too, do whatever boys do on their own
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : whatever, I said go, we'll be fine
Carmela Soprano : [after kissing him on the cheek] I'm so excited, I'm gonna call Roe