It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Hundred Dollar Baby (2006)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : [while training Charlie to become an underground fighter] Why don't you punch this board?
[Dennis grabs a board and holds it up]
Charlie Kelly : Okay. Hold it steady for me. Watch your eyes.
[Charlie punches the board and groans in pain]
Mac : That looks like it stings.
Charlie Kelly : Oh my god! What is that made out of?
Dennis Reynolds : It's a board so it's, you know, made out of wood.
Mac : It's like particle board.
Charlie Kelly : It's like harder than wood, dude.
Mac : It's actually softer than wood.
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Mac : [watching an underground fight] Well, this is awesome.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, this is amazing. There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful!
Mac : Yeah, and we were totally right. These guys don't have any technique. They just get all cranked up like a bunch of animals and beat the christ out of each other.
Dennis Reynolds : Look at all this money being thrown around. Dude, we gotta get in on this.
Mac : Oh yeah. You know really, I think it's about who can take the biggest beating.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah.
Mac : You know who can take a really good beating?
Dennis Reynolds : Charlie.
Mac : Charlie.
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Dee Reynolds : Rocky IV is not the greatest move of all time.
Dennis Reynolds : What do you consider to be a good movie?
Dee Reynolds : I don't know, Million Dollar Baby or something.
Dennis Reynolds : Are you serious? No way!
Dee Reynolds : It won an Oscar!
Charlie Kelly : It has Stallone punching a Russian's face in to all smithereens!
Mac : Lifting anvils and shit, pulling a truck through snow.
Dennis Reynolds : Million Dollar Baby is totally unrealistic. Girls can't fight, they don't have muscles.
Dee Reynolds : That is a horribly sexist thing to say.
Dennis Reynolds : It's not sexist, it's just truthful, you know.
Charlie Kelly : Girls can't pull trucks through snow.
Dee Reynolds : Could you pull a truck through snow?
Charlie Kelly : I absolutely could!
Dee Reynolds : You can barely walk through the snow, Charlie.
Dennis Reynolds : That is true.
Charlie Kelly : Okay, is the truck in Park or Neutral?
Mac : That is a good question.