Cheers (TV Series)

The Art of the Steal (1989)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : [walks into the bar]  Sorry I'm late. I just got back from my stylist.

  Woody Boyd : Well gee, Sam, your hair doesn't look any different.

  Sam Malone : Ah, no, this was just for an estimate. I was thinking about doing a body wave, and my insurance company wants me to go to three different places.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Sam, you have hair insurance?

  Sam Malone : Yeah. What, I'm going to just walk around with fire and theft?

• Sam Malone : [trapped by the security system's lasers]  I come over for a little action and I wind up in the middle of Star Wars!