- Woody Boyd: Hey Mr. Peterson. I'm a Leo. What's my horoscope say?
- Norm Peterson: "Young bartender should refill mug of thirsty patron in corner bar."
- Woody Boyd: Those things are so vague, they could apply to anybody.
- Sam Malone: You're not scared, are you, Carla?
- Carla Tortelli: Of course I'm scared! I saw Poltergeist, you think I want to end up in the TV?
- Norm Peterson: Who likes anchovies on their pizza?
- Carla Tortelli: Not me.
- Cliff Clavin: Not me.
- Norm Peterson: Good, let's eat.
- Carla Tortelli: [they wake up on the floor] Hey, hey! What's your foot doing under my head?
- Cliff Clavin: I don't know, I fell asleep... I didn't even enjoy it!
- Norm Peterson: I thought it seemed weird that Carla's house was on the market for so low so I did some digging, it turns out that house was built over a 17th century prison cemetery, not white collar criminals either, murderers, they executed hundreds of them.
- Carla Tortelli: Come on, Norm, since when are you in such a hurry to get home to Vera?
- Norm Peterson: Since you live in a haunted house, Carla.