Cheers (TV Series)
Teacher's Pet (1985)
Nicholas Colasanto: Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso
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Quotes
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [singing to the tune of "When the Saints Go Marching In"] Albania! Albania! You border on the Adriatic, your land is mostly mountainous and your chief export is chrome!
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [about Sam] No wonder he's Miss Purdy's favorite.
Diane Chambers : Miss Purdy?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Yeah, our beautiful school teacher.
Diane Chambers : And Sam is her favorite?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Well, I can't say that, but Sam's the only one I ever saw her kiss.
Diane Chambers : They kissed?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Yeah, I saw them smooching in the parking lot. I was putting up a notice there on the bulletin board.
Diane Chambers : With probing tongues?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : No Diane, with a thumb tack and my thumb.
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [to Sam] You mean all semester long I've been working my buns off while you were sleeping with the teacher?