- Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane, I've got the most exciting news. It just couldn't wait.
- Diane Chambers: What is it? You're positively tingling.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Come and sit down. I have been awarded an honor that surpasses anything that I could have hoped to have achieved at this point in my career, it goes beyond even my most wild and ambitious dreams.
- Cliff Clavin: Hey, hey, Doc, what are we talking here, a Nobel Prize, huh?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, we're not talking Nobel Prize.
- Norm Peterson: What, Pulitzer? Come on.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I didn't win the Pulitzer Prize.
- Diane Chambers: Oh, a Guggenheim Fellowship.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, it's not a Guggenheim Fellowship.
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, what did you win, a canned ham? You lost all the big ones.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane and I are going to Europe.
- Sam Malone: Europe? Overseas?
- Diane Chambers: Well, we were going to go to the local one, but it's all booked up.
- Sam Malone: [about Diane and Frasier's impending trip to Europe] I mean, after all, just because the two of us didn't travel well...
- Diane Chambers: When did we ever travel?
- Sam Malone: Are you kidding me? We went through hell together.
- Diane Chambers: Ah, yes. Well, it helped that you knew the language.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [answering phone] Cheers... no, sorry, Diane's no longer here... oh you're Diane? Well then you're definitely not here.
- Carla Tortelli: You know, this morning I was thinking I'm not married, I'm carrying my sixth kid, I'm broke, I live in squalor. I'm having a crisis of faith.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, come on, Carla, don't talk like that.
- Carla Tortelli: Well, would a just God be putting me through this, Coach?
- Cliff Clavin: Well, Carla, I know it looks sort of bleak out there. But, uh, you just have to have patience. Remember Job.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Cliffie's right, honey. You got a good "jobe" here. You're in great health.
- Carla Tortelli: I don't know.
- [Carla walks away]
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Cliff, I didn't want to embarrass you in front of Carla, but you pronounce the word "job".
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Carla, what are you looking for, a sign from God? Religious belief is based on faith.
- Carla Tortelli: Yeah, well, I never thought I'd say this, Coach, but I think I've lost faith.
- Sam Malone: [entering from his office] Hey, listen up, everybody. I have an announcement to make. Diane here is leaving for Europe, and she's... she's not going to be back to Cheers ever.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Aww...
- [Carla falls to her knees and clasps her hands together]
- Carla Tortelli: [singing] I believe, for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. I believe that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows.